![]() U is uranium… bombs! N is for no survivors!” – PlanktonĢ2. “F is for fire that burns down the whole town. “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” – SquidwardĢ1. “Well, maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try playing with BIG MEATY CLAWS!” – Saxophone playerĢ0. “I am ugly and I’m proud!” – SpongeBobġ9. Krabs: “I didn’t want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.” SpongeBob: “Am I a pretty girl?”ġ8. You could be bald and have a big nose.”ġ7. SpongeBob: “Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!” Patrick: “Yeah. “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” – Patrickġ6. Squidward: “Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!” Patrick: “What does claustrophobic mean?” SpongeBob: “I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.” Patrick: “Ho, Ho,Ho!” SpongeBob: “Stop it, Patrick! You’re scaring him!”ġ5. “My pants are on fire!… My underwear is on fire!… I’M ON FIRE!” – Mr. “If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!” – Lord Royal Highnessġ3. ![]() “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – SpongeBobġ2. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrickġ1. “Just when I thought they couldn’t get any stupider.” – Squidwardĩ. ![]() The smelly smell that smells… smelly.” – Mr. “I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water now I’m better.” – Patrickħ. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBobĦ. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. “Another day, another migraine.” – Squidwardĥ. “Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!” – SpongeBobĤ. “Come on Krabs, there’s gotta be some use of this stuff we can agree on! Let’s sell it to the military! Imagine… fuel for flamethrowers, lubricant for killer robots, bombs that smell like french fries!” – Planktonģ. “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – PatrickĢ. If you’ve been searching for the funniest SpongeBob quotes, you simply can’t miss these:ġ. “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” – Squidward Funny SpongeBob Quotes “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Planktonġ0. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrickĩ. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Planktonħ. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. “A five–letter word for happiness – MONEY.” – Mr. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBobĤ. “If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!” – SpongeBobģ. “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – SpongeBobĢ. I’ll kick things off with my top 10 quotes:ġ. ![]()
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